Хит-парад английского юмора.

Компания из Великобритании OnePoll.com, занимающаяся интернет-исследованиями, недавно опубликовала 50 лучших английских анекдотов. Вот несколько образцов топовых английских "шуток юмора"... киргуду, в общем, как говаривал Балбес в "Кавказской пленнице":

A woman gets on a bus with baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me".
The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you!"

I said to this train driver, "I want to go to Paris". He said, "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on the telly but I'm no Dean Martin!"

Они знают про Гарри Каспарова!
I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt!

I said to the gym instructor, "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't do Tuesdays".